I'm not going to jail!!! hehehe

YES!! My husband was wrong about Jury Duty and I was right! I had the day correct!! But, I didn't get called to come in because of a case I was on a year ago. So either way I wouldn't have gone. The bummer part is that I missed a day and so I didn't get the hours I needed this week. I thought this was appropriate for my hubby today:) LOL He didn't really make me mad...but, I thought it would be fun to post this anyway! hehehe Got to go! I hope your day is a good one:)

Psychotherapy Hotline

Sara found this and sent it to me:) It is from my friend (Neurotic Mom) and since she used my joke, I thought I should use hers! Welcome to the Psychotherapy Hotline. If you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press 1, as many times as you like. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid or delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you are depressed, it doesn't really matter which number you press. Probably no one will answer anyway. Sincerely, Neurotic Mom

I see dumb people....

So true! I cannot believe I forgot Jury duty!!! Actually I didn't forget... I just had a "dumb moment!!" I took off Thursday (for what I thought was jury duty). Well, of course it wasn't!!! Yesterday (August 29) was and I missed it!! I need to ask you all, "WHAT HAPPEN'S WHEN YOU FORGET JURY DUTY????" I am one of those people who has to be on time for everything and I don't drink or smoke. I don't have high expectations on anyone else...just myself. Yea...Basically, I'm a pretty boring weird person! So, this is REALLY BAD FOR ME!!! I am totally freaked out!!! Please comment if you know the answer to this question???
BTW....WHAT HAPPENED??? I get home and run down to my computer and find no one!! Where are you guys??? What? Nobody get's on the computer on Wednesday??? I have missed blogging all day and no one even stopped by! Bummer!! Okay...well...I'm going to go have a drink!! I'll be back later....BTW...the drink is Diet Pepsi!! hehe LOL

Share a smile!

I just recieved this:) Isn't this funny? LOL

Laughter keeps me from crying....

I have been dealing with the frustrations of the school system. I have found the best way to cope with a situation I can't control is to laugh! So, that is exactly what I have been doing all day:D Before I tell you a joke I have to tell you why I am...(okay was) so angry at the schools. Well, the Highschool has demanded we give them $500 for the 3 girls in order to recieve any of their school books (spanish, history, math, etc.). We had to spend money on their notebooks, pens, etc. Which we already paid for before the first day of school. But, yesterday my girls came home in tears. They stated that a teacher told them they would fail if I didn't pay the school bill a.s.a.p! I am soooo angry at the fact that I planned on making payments and yet they refuse to work with me! The school staff said that we can pay the bill when we get the money. That they understand the situation I'm in. But, then right after that they said "But the girls will not recieve their daytimers (school schedule book tells them all the classes they need to be at, the school activities, and the set up of the school itself). And they cannot have their study books. So basically, my kids will be punished because we don't have the money right away!!!! So much for paying my tax's every year!! They tell people the public school system is better....I say, "Yea! Right!!! Whatever!!" Okay...I'm getting mad again...I need to go to this joke. I hope this helps all the mothers who are going through the same thing!!
Little Johnny Stands Up

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"